I love my digital husband Even when he snarls at me because I'm invading his personal space. I can't help myself...Dammit! I seeeeee you watching every move I make. I know you love it when I play hide and sneak with you in our big house in Markarth! I take you out to slay dragons, crafted and enchanted special armor for you--so I can actually use magic when you're my follower--and I hardly ever check out your gorgeous brother. Or Brynjolf. *coughcough* Why have you stopped cooking for me? *sobs* Love me again!